MLIA (my life is average)

okay so im gunna just post some MLIA's for you guys to enjoy :)

1. A few days ago, my dad and I were discussing different ways he should 'kidnap' me from school. Today, while waiting after school for my mom to pick me up, the classic white kidnapper van pulled up next to me, the door opened, and I saw my dad who then proceeded to say in his creepiest voice: "Hey, girlie, want some candy?" I accepted, and climbed right into the van, and waved to my friends as we pulled away. They've never meet my dad, I still don't know where he got the van from, and I have never been prouder. MLIA
2. Today I realized that if my cat named Marbles ever got lost, I could say that I lost my marbles. MLIA.
3. Today, I arrived at my class room door for science. On the door was police tape in a cross with a sign written on it "Crime scene. Do not enter". When we walked through the door, my science teacher was lying on the floor "dead" with a fake knife and fake blood around him. He was "dead" all lesson, and had left us a note telling us how to solve the "crime". When the bell rang, he got up, brushed himself off and walked out of the door. A girl in the class then yelled "It was a joke?!", she was serious. MLIA.
4. Today I was Facebook chatting for an hour and a half with a friend of mine while using the computer in my dorm's computer lab. I got up to go use the restroom and came back.He was sitting three seats down from me the whole time.We both did not know that the other one was there.MLIA
5. Today, I was staring my dog down and poked his nose to make him blink, which he did. He looked down shook his head then looked backed at me. we started another staring contest, this time...he bit my nose to make me blink. Touche Howard, touche. MLIA    

theres a few, enjoy :)

Till next time
Jenny